Amy Winehouse

"They tried to make me go to rehab, I said no, no, no,..."

Yup, that's Amy Winehouse you see up there. I know the girl never actually looked normal, but now she's even wackier, that she's off drugs. She now lives on some remote tropical island where she does weird exercises (similar to whatever she's doing in this pic) and basically begging every living being to have sex with her. Here are some extracts from The Sun's interview with her:

On her husband wanting to divorce her:
“I still love my Blake. I won’t let him divorce me. He’s still in jail but the moment he comes out I’ll be there waiting for him. I love him because he’s just like me. Blake is the male version of me. We’re perfect for each other. I don’t want to go back home to England. I want to wait for Blake here.”

On sleeping with other men:
"While Blake is in jail I’m still gonna have a good time — he can’t do much about it. But once he comes out we’ll be together again. There’s some nice lads here, I am just having fun. I don’t want anybody else because I’ve got my Blake."

On quitting drugs but still getting wasted:
“I am not doing drugs and am doing lots of fitness. I’ve started writing songs. I feel great — apart from today. I feel like s**t after a late one last night.”

On rescuing a woman on the beach:
“I thought she was going to drown. All of a sudden she just fell off the boat and was thrown by the sea on to some rocks. I ran down and grabbed her and helped her back to the beach but she was covered in scratches. I might get myself a job as a lifeguard here!”

On constantly hitting up guests for threesomes:
The male guest, who asked not to be named, told me: “As soon as we arrived at the resort Amy was all over my girlfriend. She was telling her, ‘You’re gorgeous. I’d love to **** you. Bring your boyfriend, he can watch’. She was quite clear what she wanted, she was saying, ‘You two can spend the night in my room’. If she had been at all good looking we might have done it."

So yeah, there you go. They tried to make her go to rehab, and she said, no way, I'm gonna get some booty on some godforsaken island! You go Amy!